That is what I look like right now. I'm going to just go ahead and post this, and get the laughing out of the way:
For the record, I do like the top. I just think it needs a little um, less skirt.
Look how cute it is on the pattern envelope!
I'm wearing it backwards because the front looks so, so bad. I couldn't bring myself to show it. I knew I was in trouble when I laid out the pattern pieces and they looked like this:
You cut two of the front piece, and one of the back. Remember, that is THREE yards of fabric there, allegedly to fit a waist less than one yard.
Should I hem this giant blob of Pepto and try to make it work? Or is it not worth saving?